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"Cat for president"
One might even argue that this is what every ruling class intended throughout history. Yet somehow, other than with the ancient Egyptians the instructions got lost in translation at some point. Conspiracy theories have suggested the involvement of aliens, dogs, or dog aliens, which would explain a lot about the course of hooman history.
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"Rebel"
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"This should be the New normal"
This is so incredibly true that it really should be included in public policies for presidential candidates. It would certainly capture the attention of the voters and would probably be even more favorable than scrapping college tuition fees. And if they were to attach an amendment to it that included the right of every hooman to be bestowed a companion cat for their cozy time, then it would be a landslide victory.
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"Winner’s circle"
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05
"Ready to go"
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06
"The scientific term for a full belly is a snack pack."
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"Gotta do what you gotta do sometimes."
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08
"You don’t make the rules"
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09
"This is true"
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10
"Cmon. Jump up. Cmon. You can do it."
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11
"Does Balboni still run this sht?"
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12
"Dusting my crops"
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13
"Cats are real ones"
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14
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"Chicken nugget millionaire"
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"Become ungovernable"
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"I hope this email finds you well"
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18
"The ol razzle dazzle witch stuff "
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"Halp"
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"The mean bean"
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"Drastic times call for drastic measures"
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"You’re doing great!"
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"The ol razzle dazzle witch stuff "
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